In my life I have eaten some pretty crazy things. I have eaten lobster roe freshly caught in the Caribbean. I have chomped on chicken feet in Kuala Lampur. I have eaten fried grasshoppers in Oxaca, eel in Amsterdam, calf’s brains with eggs in West Tennessee, and I could go on and on. But one thing I am not planning on eating this Spring is one of the ever-present Cicadas who dive-bomb us here in Middle Tennessee from dawn til dusk. I was pondering this as I was walking today. I am sure they, like many bugs, or should I say insects, are full of protein, they would be crunchy and if I had to guess they probably taste a bit like “spicy crunchy dirt”. This, alas, is something I will never know.
On a hot day with Cicadas in our hair, crunching underfoot, posing as brooches or tie-pins on our clothes, there is really only one escape. Run inside, get out the blender & whip up a cold colada cocktail with a brittle cicada-like garnish. It will soothe your nerves as you sip and crunch! Sweet Revenge.
“Cicada Colada Cooler”
The “Cicada” Brittle for Garnish part:
Ingredients: 1/2 cup sugar, 1/3 cup corn syrup, 1/2 cup each pepitas & roughly chopped pecans, 1/4 cup roughly ground coffee beans, 1 tbsp large grain sea salt & 1 tbsp red pepper flakes
1. Measure out all ingredients. Line a 15 x 12 inch baking sheet with parchment paper. It is important to use a sea salt with really big flakes so they will not melt into your brittle mixture.
2. In a heavy saucepan bring the sugar & corn syrup to a boil. Use a pastry brush dipped in warm water to brush sides of pan down where sugar crystals form.
3. Cook until sugar melts, swirling the saucepan until the syrup mixture starts to turn light golden brown. Quickly stir in the nuts, coffee beans, sea salt & red pepper flakes. The mixture might get a bit clumpy when you first add ingredients but it will smooth out as it comes to a boil again. Swirl skillet & cook until the syrup part becomes a medium caramel. (Doesn’t this mixture look just like a bunch of cicadas in a pan?)
4. Quickly pour hot brittle mixture onto parchment lined pan. Tilt pan to spread thinly. Let cool completely. If in a hurry then pop the pan into the refrigerator.
5. When your Cicada Brittle is cool break up into smaller garnish size pieces & set aside.
The Colada Cooler Cocktail part:
Ingredients for 2-4 cocktails depending on the size glass you choose: 1/4 cup dark rum, 1/2 cup coffee liqueur, 1/2 cup cold fresh-brewed coffee, 2 tbsp milk or cream, 2 tbsp raw sugar & ice cubes
1.Put all ingredients into a blender. Blend until the mixture becomes very thick. Adjust taste to your liking. Add more ice if necessary to make a frozen drink.
2. Pour frozen Colada mixture into a glass, garnish with a piece of Cicada Brittle, add a straw and sit back to listen to the “Cicada Soundtrack” outside your window.
Note: This could be turned into a “kid friendly” cooler by using chocolate milk & chocolate syrup.
“The 13 Year Cicada” other wise known as “The Great Southern Brood”
Brood XIX (also known as Brood 19 and The Great Southern Brood) is one of 15 separate broods of periodical cicadas that appear regularly throughout the southeastern United States. Every 13 years, Brood XIX tunnels en masse to the surface of the ground, lays eggs, and then dies off in several weeks.
As of May 2011, cicadas are now emerging throughout an area roughly enclosed by Georgia, Texas, North Carolina, Missouri, Tennessee and Maryland. The next three appearances will be in 2024, 2037 and 2050.
“When life gives you cicadas, make coladas.”
13 thoughts on ““Cicada Colada Cooler””
Wow! Love the way your brittle looks! Good idea.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, looking great as usual
When you return from Brazil we will concoct a few of these to celebrate.
You’ve been a busy one! Love the look of the brittle. We could use colada right now. We just came back from gardening–using the “Mantis” tiller–whose sound roused the frenzy of hundreds and hundreds of cicadas, covering Bill as he tilled. A little too sci-fi for our tastes today…
that brittle sounds brilliant…let’s have some!
also the photo reminds me of precious amber–
I, too, thin that this looks like beautiful Amber much like we love. When I photographing it against the light it glowed with those little bug-like bits of nuts. Thanks.
I am happy to give up the real cicadas now, it has been fun but they need to go home now. We will have your lovely cooler as a reminder should we miss them when they are gone…….not!
Yes, these are like shakes for adults to celebrate the soon-to-be-departed Cicadas of 2011.
Teresa, this is too cool! Love the transparency of this brittle. Do we have to wait another 13 years to celebrate? Let’s just celebrate for the heck of it! What’s our next bug invasion? – Kyle
I am not sure, but this brittle is so “adult-delicious” I think I will make some other variations around the holidays for gifts. Maybe later this summer “ant brittle” or how about “beetle brittle”?
Just when I think you can’t get any more creative, BAM, Cicada brittle. Girlfriend, you’re one tough act to follow. AND if I hadn’t eaten this for myself, I would never believe how good it is………..JIll
Gracias mi amiga for the comment. Brittle for the masses!
Very nice photos, thanks a lot.